"I Don’t Rise and Grind..." Funny Graphic Tee

This lightweight cotton tee carries a wry, slightly grumpy sense of humor — an illustrated alarm clock with tired eyes and the line: “I don’t rise and grind. I wake up and question everything.” It reads like a private morning ritual: slow coffee, quiet skepticism, and a little sarcastic charm. Soft to the touch and cut in a classic crew silhouette, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans. Wear it on slow mornings, low-energy commutes, or at casual meetups where dry wit and thoughtful conversation land better than pep posters. The muted, vintage-style print balances playful irony with an understated aesthetic that fits into a calm, curious wardrobe.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; adult sizes with EU 2-year warranty
- DTG/DTF printing on high-quality fabric; Oeko-Tex and safety-compliant materials

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean